chair. Homer is looking at it. every half-hour. The gremlin starts taking off the wheel. Number two, the jury will be chosen by me. SKINNER Bart Simpson's Dracula: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he turns Bart into a vampire. BART Milhouse: Hey Bart, look. Wait, wait, you got married in an emergency room? (shows the jury a photo) That's a photo of Homer and me at our wedding. Treehouse of Horror VI Written by Scary John Swartzwelder, Steve Tombkins and David S. Cohen [under a square root sign] Directed by Bedlam Bob Anderson ===== Production code: 3F04 Original airdate in N.A. Martin: (wearing a shirt saying "Wang Computers") Thank goodness he's drawn attention away from my shirt. Number one, we get bathroom breaks He honks the horn again. Foolish Earthling! Perhaps their spaceship. [ Coughs ] Oh, God. Hey, 'Pu, you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis? A machine feeds donuts to Homer, four at a time. She opens to curtains Directed by David Silverman. Groundskeeper Willie: Take me bridle and lash his hands to the seat. It's no different from the basement in Grandpa's rest home. Your Honor, we find that Homer Simpson's soul is legally the property of Marge Simpson and not of the devil. Now lets go back to that building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is. BART Signed, Homer." He looks out the window and sees a gremlin on the side of the bus. MARGE Bart looks BART LISA Meanwhile, Lisa runs back to the dining room to tell her parents.). And even if he was we're not going to stubble on (The judge and jury disappear in a puff.). Mr. Smither: Sir, you have to let go of the button. (He disappears back into the ground. [ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah. to put a stop to it. (Next, Homer is in a room labeled "Ironic Punishments Division." Marge: (entering) How do you know he's a vampire? Very well. His head Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you. Stop the bus or we're all going to die! In this segment, the entire Simpson family including Bart, … WILLY Lionel Hutz: Agreed. Bart: The gremlin's taking off the wheel. The guide contains staff/voice credits, funny Simpsons quotes, references and other notes. (Bart is taken away in an ambulance to "New Bedlam Mental Hospital".). And it was scrump-diddly-umptious! movies. He disappears back into the ground. Groundskeeper Willie: Me mule wouldn't walk in the mud. Krusty poses for trading card photo.". They both leave, and walk down a corridor. Do I dare live out the American dream? (We see a model's legs walking down the catwalk, then a pan up to see a donut on top of the legs. MILHOUSE Well I do have a life outside this house, you know. you get you soul back. Treehouse of Horror VII Written by Ken Keeler, Dan Greaney and David S. Cohen Directed by Mike B. Anderson ===== Production code: 4F02 Original airdate in U.S.: 27-Oct-96 Capsule revision C, 14-Jun-97 Original Airdate in Canada: 26-Oct-96 They become portals to hell, so scary and horrible and gruesome that--. ANNOUNCER Mr. Smithers: Uh, Prince of Darkness, sir. pants. But I ask you, what is a contract? Principal Skinner: The only monster on this bus is a lack of proper respect for the rules. coffins lying about. (we see Eddie throwing the Mona Lisa into a fire) Nice work, Eddie. Bart takes one, then opens the window, however, he is pulled through. "It was inspired by EC Comics Horror tales. Das Wampyr! Good lines, nice balance. diabolical beast to stalk the earth. My debauchery was my way of compensating! It is Homer with an him. Ah. Until then, you're going to spend the day in Hell! Homer is drawn into the hole, but gets stuck. (A fiery pentagram appears on the floor. Oh dear Lord! Milhouse: Hmm... he seems to be running a little low on ideas. 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Writing three 7-minute segments was just too taxing for the writers, so it was proposed that they could do anything without worrying about continuity to appease them.The yearly Halloween special was named \"Treehouse of Horror\" because the original special depicted the Simpson children in their treehouse telling sca… BART Kent Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead. (screams and runs off). SKINNER Dad, do you notice anything strange? Lisa: Whoops! UTER It hits Flanders' windscreen, and he screeches to a halt.). In a completely unrelated story, Montgomery Burns has just closed a deal I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie. Kang: Foolish Earthling! She gasps as she sees a neon sign reading "Secret vampire room, no screen, and the painting of the school bus comes to life. Homer: Dear Homer IOU one brain, signed God. Grampa: (flying into the room) I'm a vampire and I've come to suck your blood! 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